Hey guys! I can’t really explain, but I’ll be gone for a while. Don’t worry, I’m fine. I’ll pop in every once in a while, but I’m gonna be gone for a few weeks or maybe even a few years, who knows. I love all of you, and I’ll see you later! c:


beatdown-strider:

Yeah. So I was driving home from the airport and got the random idea of Eridan as a russian nesting doll.

beatdown-strider:

Yeah. So I was driving home from the airport and got the random idea of Eridan as a russian nesting doll.


My giveaway ends today! At the moment I am too lazy to get out of bed, so you have a little while left to enter.

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p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

(Source: p0ndoricaa)


dirkstriderschoicebooty:

turtle-nerd:

Putting on cosplay 

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(Source: tsin-lockhart)


ipoog:

missvanillamilkshake:

jakeebubbles:

john makes youtube videos usually making fun of dumb stuff and making jokes he has a good handful of subscribers yes

and dave helps him edit his videos sometimes he even guest stars in them

john deeply analyses videogames and movies and magazines and gadgets and dave just kind of dicks around in the background and john gets pissed off that 90% of the comments ask for his attractive friend to appear more

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(Source: falloutboyonboy)


norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.


I texted the number that girl said, hopefully I’ll get a response.


Some girl just called me and demanded to know who I was, and when I said my name is Adrianna she told me “No, you’re not.”, then said that “This is an Arkansas number, right? What school do you go to?” “I moved from there but I used to go to a charter school. Why do you need to know?” “Cause you’re a fucking liar.”

Then she said “This is ***-***-**99, right?” “No it’s 93.” “No it’s not, I’m looking at mine phone right now, it’s 99. Nice try though, Tori.”

I think this Tori girl’s getting bullied.


engorgio-reducio:


should i reblog for the caption or the tags

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

(Source: porthosbarrie)